Rice Krispies Treats - Friend or Foe....?

Today's Quote:

"In every generation there has to be some fool who will speak the truth as he sees it"

-Boris Pasternak

Ladies and gentlemen...... I am that fool!!

So Kellogg's makes these treats. You may be familiar with them... Rice Krispies Treats. Oh how tasty they are. But have you ever noticed how addicting they are? And the most horrific part is that they are not filling at all... you could eat 15 and not feel a thing (not that I would). I haven't met a person who can have one without craving them for days to come. They are like a drug!

So I've taken to carrying them around with me... I snack on them intermintently while doing other activities. Funny as it may seem, people glance in my direction with envy in their eyes, and when I can tell that they are salivating, I coyly look over, half smile, and offer them one out of my bag. No one ever says no... I'm a Rice Krispies Treats hustler!

Going forward I will be using them as bargining chips... you scratch my back I'll give you an Rice Krispies Treat! If you're every in New England and some lady tries to lure you into a web of deceit offering you no compensation other that 3 Rice Krispies Treats... you'll know who you're dealing with... a bonafide hustler!

-me